I would walk the desert sands
Just to feel the touch of your hands

I would get you high as a kite
Just so we could go bump in the night

I would happerly get run over by a car
While running over to you cause I saw you from afar

I would watch you get stabbed by a knife
Just so I could give you the kiss of life

I would sail the seven sea
As long as you were at the end waiting for me

I would happily sink into denile
Just so you could try and cheer me up with a smile

I would get me and you involved in crime
Just so I could stand next to you in a police line

I would happerly turn gay
If you ever had a sex change

I would never wash my lips
If you gave me a loving kiss

I would give you my kidney if your was through
Just so I could say there is a piece of me inside of you

I would beat you in a starring contest cause I would never close my eyes
Because looking into your eyes is the real prize

I would go to jail and wait 100 years to be free
As long as you would once visit me

I would write you this awful song
Lucky for you it’s not very long

I would never let you go
If only you were to love me so